IDEAS worth MILLIONS

great ideas receive as many bullets as bad ones, because most snipers can’t tell the difference.

swipe for questions,
click for answers

is AI going to rule
the world?

of course not, kickads is going to rule the world. AI is our bitch. we play fetch all day.

why
kickads?

pun intended, check our tinder profile

do you have a
crush?

the fearless greedy gold digger who wants real results worth millions

i have superpowers,
will you hire me?

submit your mojo, and you will be given a personality test, interviewed by the entire team, our dogs and chatGPT.

will you take my soul,
make me an intern?

we have no more storage space for souls. we used up all our jars. we can’t take any more interns.

but we do take slaves, who get monkey work done, get peanuts, but get to keep their souls.

if you really want to be our slave, knock yourself out

on a scale from rare to well done
how expensive are you?

medium well

will you be
my agency?

let’s dance

to be continued …